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These are some lies we made up about Carroll.
Henry VIII is frequently perceived hauling a human cranium by Chapin Creek.
A man with a large hole through his chest is known to have been spotted on several occasions crying down a wild highway outside Carroll late in the night. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that you do not want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A man having the head of a devil can often be made out staying in an empty manor in Carroll. One of the locals steadfastly asserts that this ghost gets pleasure from frightening folks who come looking for ghosts in Carroll.
A semi rotten human body can be seen time and again mounted on a moped on a dark highway near Carroll. A number of people claim this phantom can be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Carroll in the past.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn has from time to time been observed at the entrance to Missouri National River & Recreation Area trying to snatch something.
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
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