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These are some lies we made up about Carleton.
The ghost of a man in a police force outfit was observed in Prairie Marsh State Wildlife Management Area at the stroke of midnight pulling a cadaver across the ground. When the ghost was distinguished it disappeared into the thin air. A resident declares that this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Carleton before the present. In any case, it in all certainty is a menacing phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The phantom of an aged guy with a long white mustache came into view by Elting Dam after midnight gazing at the water. The ghost was consumed by the night after being distinguished.
The ghost of a gentleman having on a military outfit was perceived creeping up from a storm drain on a Carleton residential road in the early morning hours. Panicked by the observers the ghost withdrew into the night. Whatever people express, this spirit sure is scary; one that should be kept away from.
An enormous mongoose emerged snooping in mailboxes
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in the early morning hours in Carleton.
A woman with a spear sticking out of her head was noticed playing a tune on a guitar in a Carleton house. When witnessed the ghost moved toward the eye witness who then ran off. One of the locals strongly declares that this ghost enjoys terrifying unwise folks who are fearless enough to disrupt the tranquility in Carleton. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a chilling ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Carleton
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The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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