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An extremely large ground hog is now and then perceived reasoning in Callaway Mini Park very late at night.
A Pteranodon has been witnessed on numerous occasions by an old woman canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Callaway.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform was made out in Cottonwood Creek shouting names. The phantom didn't mind that there was someone other near.
The martian navigator of a UFO came into sight in Sand Valley very late at night facing the viewer.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos came into view sitting on a sofa in a residence in Callaway.
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Ghost Sightings From Callaway
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Ghost Sightings From Callaway
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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