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These are some lies we made up about Cairo.
An alien from planet Venus is regularly noticed around midnight sprinting after a passing Honda on a dark road outside Cairo.
A space invader from space is known to have been spotted on a handful of instances gripping a skull at Benton and Still Dam at night.
A space alien may repeatedly be witnessed screaming by Deer Creek.
A colossal springbok may be distinguished repeatedly in Cornhusker State Wildlife Management Area before sunrise attempting to state something.
A gigantic goat has every so often been seen in the backseat of a Ford by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Cairo
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Ghost Sightings From Cairo
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
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