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These are some lies we made up about Byron.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft can be spotted repeatedly demolishing a picture at Bostelman Dam on a dark night.
A gigantic alpaca has occasionally been distinguished gulping blood from a glass in Deshler City Park in the early morning hours.
A space alien from the Moon is every now and then seen staring at an old woman slumbering in a bed in a home in Byron.
A minotaur has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions in a store in the Byron area.
The ghost of a guy dressed as a gas station attendant can once in a while be witnessed trying on clothes in a Byron building.
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Ghost Sightings From Byron
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Ghost Sightings From Byron
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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