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These are some lies we made up about Butte.
A colossal jerboa was noticed wandering through a Butte neighborhood cemetery.
The ghost of a bound up gentleman became visible in Butte City Park late in the night pulling a body across the ground. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being spotted. Scores of folks who live here declare this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Butte some decades ago. Either way, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of a young-looking lady covered in blood was seen up on Harvey Buttes smoking a pipe. Scared by the observers the ghost fled into the dark.
The ghost of an old witch was perceived by Hull Dam at the stroke of midnight gazing at the water. When observed the ghost came near the viewer who then ran off. People argue that this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Butte some decades ago.
An martian explorer from the cosmos has regularly been spotted dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Big Sandy Creek before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Butte
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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