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These are some lies we made up about Burwell.
An extremely large armadillo may be seen very often striding by the side of a secluded road right next door to Burwell.
An enormous bat has every now and then been distinguished in Burwell City Park on a dark night pulling a dead body over the grass.
A fluorescent human shape has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions coming into view in a mirror. Many folks who live here claim this ghost is the struggling spirit of a former Burwell local person. Whatever people say, this is an intimidating ghost that is better not disrupted.
The ghost of a young-looking guy dressed in a rain coat may from time to time be distinguished chucking boulders into the water at Calamus River in the early morning hours. People who have seen this ghost claim this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Burwell some time ago. One thing's for guaranteed, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to meet late in the night.
A headless gentleman has regularly been distinguished on the summit of Windy Hill very late at night studying the panorama.
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Ghost Sightings From Burwell
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Ghost Sightings From Burwell
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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