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These are some lies we made up about Burchard.
Aristotle has purportedly been witnessed on frequent instances gazing at the water by Bodie Dam late in the night.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy can repeatedly be observed hauling a dead body over the grass in Burchard State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours.
A massive newt may be spotted time and again hurling pieces of wood into the flowing water at Adamson Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive civet has occasionally been perceived walking a Rottweiler before sunrise on a gloomy Burchard residential street.
An extremely large panda has allegedly been witnessed on numerous instances peeping through house windows in Burchard at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Burchard
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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