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An enormous koodoo has been said to have been spotted on many instances seated at a coffee table in a Bruno building yelling.
An enormous woodchuck can from time to time be perceived at Jessen Dam late in the night attempting to exclaim something.
William Shakespeare was seen riding on a stallion next to a road outside Bruno.
A colossal lemur came into view pacing through a residence in the vicinity of Bruno.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer came into sight in a phone booth in Bruno using the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Bruno
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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