Bruning, Nebraska Lies


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An alien vacationer from another world was perceived at Hinrichs Dam before sunrise smoking a pipe.

An extremely large buffalo showed up mailing a postcard at a Bruning post office.

An ET from Jupiter was noticed reading a newspaper in Forty-Niner Trail Historical Marker before sunrise.

The phantom of a youthful female outfitted as a house keeper has frequently been noticed articulating into the night as if someone in addition was near. People claim that this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Bruning in the past. Anyway, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to come across.

The phantom of a destitute man is often noticed pulling a dead body from the ice cold water of South Fork Big Sandy Creek at night.

 

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Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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