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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart can be spotted often gazing in Brule Canyon around midnight.
A fairly rotten human dead body has occasionally been made out riding on a moped on a gloomy road in the vicinity of Brule. One of the locals confidently says that this phantom likes terrifying unwise folks who are fearless enough to interrupt the quiet in Brule.
An enormous elk is sometimes perceived in California Hill Historical Marker at midnight dragging a body through some bushes.
An alien from Pluto has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions in a home in Brule.
An ET from outer space was made out in a Brule building.
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Ghost Sightings From Brule
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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