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These are some lies we made up about Brownville.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has now and then been perceived checking out Happy Hollow in detail late at night.
A large menacing dragon is now and then spotted floating along Buck Creek around midnight.
The spirit of an old Indian chief can once in a while be seen in Evans Island before dawn looking for a shoe. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant ghost that you don't want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET was seen by Bergmann Dam at night looking at the water.
A dark snake that shifted shape into a lady emerged trying to get cars to stop down a dark highway in the neighborhood of Brownville. The ghost didn't appear to be concerned by the bystanders.
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Ghost Sightings From Brownville
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Ghost Sightings From Brownville
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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