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An enormous lemur came into view being in a neglected farmhouse in Broken Bow.
A creepy skeleton was distinguished standing by a secluded road close to Broken Bow. The observer fled after she made out the ghost.
A space man from the cosmos was seen facing the observer in Broken Bow Historical Marker around midnight.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was distinguished floating along on North Branch Mud Creek very late at night.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire has often been distinguished enjoying the panorama at Carothers Dam late at night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet is regularly witnessed stacking pieces of wood in Deadmans Canyon after midnight.
A medusa can frequently be spotted in a flat in Broken Bow.
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Ghost Sightings From Broken Bow
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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