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An alien vacationer from space has regularly been spotted in Corvell Park at night hiding a body by a large rock.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a wooden right leg is often made out facing the onlooker in the middle of East Branch Jones Creek.
The spirit of a flight attendant has allegedly been noticed on several instances staring irritably at the bystander at Demey Dam late in the night. No matter what folks exclaim, it is certainly a scary spirit that is preferably not upset.
Count Dracula can regularly be observed resting at a table in a Brock flat.
A very large fox may be noticed over and over again staring at folks in a Brock apartment through a window.
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Ghost Sightings From Brock
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Ghost Sightings From Brock
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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