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These are some lies we made up about Broadwater.
The ghost of an old witch is known to have been perceived on one or two instances by Browns Creek guzzling soda pop. Folks here who have observed this ghost say this ghost is the stressed soul of a long departed Broadwater local.
A lady's body with a rat's head can occasionally be perceived smoking a pipe at Covalt Dam at night.
A very large kid is repeatedly seen laundering a blood-splattered shirt in Camp Creek Springs in the early morning hours.
A man having the head of a goblin has allegedly been made out on several instances before sunrise visiting Ancient Bluff Ruins. Residents argue that this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Broadwater some time ago.
A gargantuan kangaroo may regularly be seen in Narcissa Whitman Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight weeping.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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