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The phantom of a gentleman having on a military uniform may now and then be observed on the peak of Ninemile Hill after midnight surveying the surroundings. A number of of the folks who live in this town claim this ghost can be the soul of a local resident who died here in Bristow before the present.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her head has often been witnessed attempting to grip something at Blitzkie Dam late in the night.
An armor from the middle ages devoid of a human inside has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions drifting by on Beaver Creek before sunrise. According to the local residents, this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated former time dweller of Bristow.
An extremely large hamster may repeatedly be noticed in Lewis and Clark Camp Site Historical Marker very late at night shuffling orbs around.
A partially see-through gentleman outfitted as the captain of a ship has sometimes been observed taking a rest at the dining table in a Bristow trailer looking scary. No matter what, it's a scary ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to meet.
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Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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