|
| |
Bridgeport, Nebraska Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Bridgeport.
A fluorescent human body is frequently made out taking a rest on a bench in a mobile home in Bridgeport. Regardless of what folks express, this is an intimidating spirit that any rational person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The spirit of a youthful guy wearing a denim jacket has allegedly been witnessed on several occasions shouting beside a lamppost in Bridgeport. It's been declared that this exact ghost is that of a local who settled here in Bridgeport in the past.
A sphinx can frequently be distinguished hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Bratten Creek on a dark night.
An extremely large roebuck can be made out time and again flashing a flash light at Hall Dam before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has every so often been observed frightening people up on the summit of Courthouse Rock.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Bridgeport
Submit a lie about Bridgeport, Nebraska:
Other untruthful towns near Bridgeport, Nebraska:
Angora, Nebraska, 11 miles away
Broadwater, Nebraska, 14 miles away
Dalton, Nebraska, 15 miles away
Bayard, Nebraska, 19 miles away
Gurley, Nebraska, 21 miles away
Alliance, Nebraska, 26 miles away
Sidney, Nebraska, 28 miles away
Potter, Nebraska, 30 miles away
Hemingford, Nebraska, 33 miles away
Lisco, Nebraska, 36 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Nebraska
|
Ghost Sightings From Bridgeport
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
MORE JOKES
|
