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These are some lies we made up about Brewster.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe has occasionally been distinguished marching through a home in Brewster. According to what the locals say, this ghost is almost certainly the tormented ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Brewster.
An enormous kitten is occasionally noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise looking over German Valley.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has allegedly been made out on a handful of instances riding on a mule by the side of a road next to Brewster.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship may now and then be distinguished in a phone booth in Brewster talking on the telephone.
An alien from planet Mercury was observed shifting orbs around beside a deserted road in the vicinity of Brewster at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Brewster
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Ghost Sightings From Brewster
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
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