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These are some lies we made up about Brainard.
An extremely large marmoset has supposedly been witnessed on numerous instances hurling stones into Butler County Reservoir 63-A after midnight.
The ghost of a youthful female having on a blood-splattered dress may repeatedly be seen glugging down blood from a container at Ptacek Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. Nevertheless, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across late in the night.
The ghost of an eight feet high huge guy can be distinguished frequently in Larkspur State Wildlife Management Area late at night looking for a book. In any case, it's undeniably a scary spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
An alien from another solar system has from time to time been spotted at Hunters Slough after midnight throwing pebbles into the current.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship is from time to time spotted relaxing on a sofa in a mobile home in the neighborhood of Brainard.
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Ghost Sightings From Brainard
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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