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These are some lies we made up about Brady.
The ghost of a street bum has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions at Pawnee Creek on a dark night tossing stones into the water.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object may often be observed hollowing out an outlet in Chester Island State Wildlife Management Area before dawn.
The ghost of a youthful lady covered in blood may be seen often enjoying the view at Gothenburg Diversion Dam late at night.
A Stegosaurus has sometimes been perceived spending time in a neglected building in Brady.
A gigantic hog is occasionally distinguished standing by a secluded highway outside Brady.
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Ghost Sightings From Brady
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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