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These are some lies we made up about Bradshaw.
An alien from Jupiter may often be seen staggering from house to house before sunrise on a Bradshaw residential street.
An unbelievably scary ghost may be spotted time and again by Bear Creek looking.
A gargantuan reptile has every now and then been seen browsing through the closet in the bedroom of a Bradshaw residence at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from another solar system is sometimes witnessed in Kirkpatrick Basin North State Wildlife Management Area at night pulling a body over rocks.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been observed on many occasions staring at the water by Carpenter Dam before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Bradshaw
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Ghost Sightings From Bradshaw
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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