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The alien crew member of a UFO can now and then be seen gazing at the water by Christensen Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large wildcat is frequently distinguished reading a magazine mid stream in Cow Creek.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant has allegedly been seen on many occasions in a Boelus area grocery store, pacing the aisles. Some of the folks who live here say this ghost could be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Boelus in the past.
The spirit of an aircraft pilot can frequently be spotted sniveling late in the night on a sidewalk in Boelus. It has been said that this exact ghost may perhaps be a distinguished days gone by inhabitant of Boelus.
An martian vacationer from deep space can be witnessed very often having a seat at the dining table in a Boelus flat screaming.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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