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These are some lies we made up about Blue Hill.
A space invader is often witnessed at Armstrong Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the panorama.
The ghost of a dentist with a blood-covered uniform has been spotted on frequent instances reading a tabloid by Dove Creek.
A woman with her head and both legs severed can repeatedly be seen pulling a cadaver through some bushes in Catherland Historical Marker at midnight. Some of the locals allege this ghost might be a famous old days local of Blue Hill.
An Iguanodon has occasionally been perceived seeking a glove under a parked Chrysler in a Blue Hill parking lot very late at night.
A military outfit pacing around without a body in it is sometimes observed in a Blue Hill area hardware store, pacing the aisles. It has been claimed that this exact ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a resident who used to live here in Blue Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Hill
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Hill
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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