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These are some lies we made up about Bloomington.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy has every now and then been perceived burrowing an outlet in Franklin Academy Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from Pluto is once in a while observed in a mirror in a Bloomington flat; the spirit was only visible in the mirror.
A gargantuan camel is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances in a mobile home in close proximity to Bloomington.
A very large oryx may now and then be made out by Frerichs Dam at night looking at the water.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has frequently been witnessed pulling a dead body from the chilly water of Calumet Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomington
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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