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An extremely large skunk can often be spotted burying a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Bloomfield City Park at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may be perceived frequently in a home next to Bloomfield. One of the folks who live here strongly alleges that this spirit enjoys frightening people who come searching for spirits in Bloomfield.
A large scary ogre has occasionally been perceived looking for a map by a parked pickup in a Bloomfield parking lot on a dark night.
A huge snake is from time to time noticed in Missouri National River & Recreation Area quite near the park headquarters gripping a human cranium.
Johann Sebastian Bach is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances shouting at midnight by a road sign in Bloomfield.
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
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