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These are some lies we made up about Blair.
The ghost of a youthful woman with a wire around her neck can be made out repeatedly drinking diesel from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Blair. One of the folks who live here determinedly asserts that this phantom is most likely the tormented phantom of a local person who used to have a home here in Blair.
A gentleman with no head has sometimes been distinguished walking a Poodle at night on a gloomy Blair lane.
A gargantuan mongoose is from time to time perceived after midnight looking at Tysons Bend.
A space invader from planet Mercury has purportedly been observed on a handful of occasions smoking a pipe at Henricksen Dam after midnight.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a large beard and a wooden leg may sometimes be noticed mid stream in Boston Branch reading a magazine.
The ghost of an elderly female clutching a shot gun was seen holding a cranium in California Bend State Wildlife Refuge late at night. The ghost nodded to
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the eye witness.
A space invader from space became visible looking through house windows in Blair after midnight.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was distinguished watching cable in a Blair living room at night. When the ghost was noticed it faded away into the night.
A massive snake emerged searching through garbage container
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on a Blair avenue.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady was distinguished at Lewis & Clark National Historic Trail struggling to express something. Freaked out by the witnesses the ghost fled into the night.
Nicolaus Copernicus has repeatedly been observed in Lake Manawa State Park outside the park headquarters flickering a lantern.
A space invader is repeatedly spotted hovering in the air like a balloon in Blair.
A gargantuan canary has been said to have been spotted on many occasions looking at a woman slumbering on a futon in a flat in Blair.
A giant hamster can be made out very often in a restaurant in the Blair neighborhood.
The martian captain of a flying saucer has occasionally been made out climbing out from a drain hole on a Blair street late at night.
A gargantuan wombat is now and then noticed snooping in mailboxes late at night in Blair.
The ghost of a young-looking lady dressed as a house keeper has been said to have been noticed on numerous instances performing a tune on a harp
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Ghost Sightings From Blair
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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