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These are some lies we made up about Bladen.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived looking creepy at Bartell Dam before dawn.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy has regularly been witnessed in Catherland Historical Marker in the early morning hours before sunrise staring irritably at the viewer.
Nicolaus Copernicus is often witnessed poking around in mailboxes around midnight in Bladen.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of instances playing a song on a guitar in a Bladen building.
A space man may frequently be witnessed in a Bladen highschool before dawn pacing the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Bladen
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Ghost Sightings From Bladen
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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