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These are some lies we made up about Bingham.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft showed up flying over Highland Flats late in the night.
An alien from the Moon was made out on the water's edge of Granning Lake devouring a fish.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire showed up up on Argo Hill smoking a pipe. Many sightings of this ghost have been conveyed.
A very large donkey was distinguished chatting into the night in Nebraska National Forests and Grasslands near the park headquarters.
A very large rat has regularly been seen by a person hunting in a forest close to Bingham.
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Ghost Sightings From Bingham
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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