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These are some lies we made up about Berwyn.
A space alien from space has purportedly been perceived on many occasions before sunrise examining Dutchman Valley in detail.
A drifting ghost can repeatedly be observed snooping in mailboxes late at night in Berwyn.
A massive impala may be spotted often playing a tune on a xylophone in a Berwyn house.
Snow White is from time to time perceived in a mirror in a Berwyn building; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
An alien is rumored to have been noticed on frequent occasions looking for a bag by a parked VW in a Berwyn parking lot at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Berwyn
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Ghost Sightings From Berwyn
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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