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These are some lies we made up about Bertrand.
A fluorescent human shape was seen in Bertrand Historical Marker very late at night burying a dead body by a large rock. This is one of those ghosts that is spotted very frequently around here.
A massive finch materialized taking pleasure in the view at Ebneier Dam around midnight.
A very large beaver was perceived in a convenience store in the Bertrand area.
The ghost of a youthful guy in a denim jacket became visible trying on a hat in a Bertrand flat. The observer escaped after he noticed the spirit.
A headless guy was perceived struggling out from a storm drain on a Bertrand street around midnight. The ghost didn't care that there was somebody else in attendance.
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Ghost Sightings From Bertrand
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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