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An alien from Jupiter has been said to have been perceived on numerous instances appearing chilling by Butter Flat Creek.
A space invader from another solar system may from time to time be observed looking at folks in a Bennington house through an air vent.
A sasquatch has regularly been distinguished in a deserted place close to Bennington.
An alien is regularly perceived dispatching a postcard at a Bennington post office.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship has purportedly been noticed on several instances looking at the panorama at Candlewood Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him. - With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day. On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week. - Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it. - Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree. He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air. - Aaahhh! What is that noise?. Why are there so many people called John? - Because it's a common name. Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill. - Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something. - Ok, boss. A bit later. - Is he gone? Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead. Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school! - No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet. - Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there. - No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please. - No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all. Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship. - Captain! There's a man on that island! Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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