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These are some lies we made up about Bennet.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is every now and then spotted at Kuhn Dam before sunrise looking at the vista.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object has purportedly been distinguished on many instances at midnight following a passing Buick on a shady road in the neighborhood of Bennet.
A lady with no head can from time to time be made out burying a dead body by a large boulder in Hedgefield State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours before sunrise. Folks who have observed this ghost say this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long departed Bennet person who lived here. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to meet.
The spirit of a young woman with a line around her neck was seen beside the shore at Wagon Train Lake drinking blood from a jar. The ghost mumbled about revenging a killing. Nonetheless, it's undeniably a frightening ghost that you
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shouldn't go looking for.
A man lacking a head emerged in the backseat of a car by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night. The eye witness was terrified and escaped. In any case, this is a hostile phantom that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Bennet
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Ghost Sightings From Bennet
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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