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These are some lies we made up about Benkelman.
The martian captain of a flying saucer can every now and then be made out standing by a deserted highway in the vicinity of Benkelman.
A fairly decayed human cadaver was distinguished in General Custer in Nebraska Historical Marker at midnight hauling a body through some bushes. The spirit didn't appear to be concerned by the bystanders.
A woman in flames, holding a gas tank emerged in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting along Big Timber Creek. The ghost saluted the bystander.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot was perceived slurping blood from a mug in Henkle Canyon before sunrise. When the ghost was observed it disappeared into the air. If you listen to what the residents say, this ghost may well be a recognized past local of Benkelman. One thing's for guaranteed, this is a hostile ghost that should be shunned.
Vincent van Gogh was witnessed traveling on a bicycle on a shadowy road near Benkelman.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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