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These are some lies we made up about Benedict.
An armed forces uniform marching around devoid of a body in it can every so often be made out reflecting at Dickson Dam after midnight. If you listen to the locals, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who come trying to locate ghosts in Benedict.
The ghost of a civil war warrior has often been seen in the middle of Coon Branch startling people.
The phantom of a guy having a cross engraved into his nose has been said to have been made out on numerous instances hurling pebbles into Olson Reservoir very late at night. No matter what people say, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that you would not want to meet in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a terribly mangled hunter dragging a dead mountain lion can repeatedly be spotted taking a rest on the floor in a residence close to Benedict. Based on what the folks who live here claim, this ghost may well be a renowned days gone by resident of Benedict.
A space invader from Saturn has now and then been spotted pointing at the viewer in Renquist Basin State Wildlife Management Area very late at night.
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Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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