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These are some lies we made up about Bellwood.
An martian traveler from another solar system materialized in Bell Park at night hiding a dead body by a sizeable rock.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her eyes was seen fishing from the shore of Bellwood Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being witnessed. One thing's for sure, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that is better not upset.
The spirit of a shackled up woman was observed strolling down a desolate road next to Bellwood. Panicked by the bystanders the phantom fled into the shadows.
A gargantuan anteater has often been spotted at night floating by on Barnum Creek.
A lady clutching her head under her arm is regularly observed becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellwood
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Ghost Sightings From Bellwood
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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