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These are some lies we made up about Belgrade.
A guy's body with the head of a donkey is every now and then perceived sobbing by Ash Creek.
A giant polar bear has been distinguished on one or two occasions riding on a Harley on a dark highway close to Belgrade.
William Shakespeare may every so often be spotted taking pleasure in the panorama at Gdowski Dam at midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a sword was witnessed in a flat in Belgrade. When the ghost was noticed it vanished into the night.
An extremely large lamb came into view in a Belgrade building.
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Ghost Sightings From Belgrade

Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically. MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!! - Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you? - Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving. Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -Brazil nuts !. As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''. Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''. -See any cops around? asked Arthur. -Nope, said Delbert. -OK, let's go for it!.
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