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These are some lies we made up about Belden.
A space invader from outer space came into sight pulling a dead body across the dirt in Rabdau Park after midnight.
The ghost of a silver-miner was spotted scrambling up from a manhole on a Belden avenue at the stroke of midnight. The ghost did not appear to be troubled by the observers.
The ghost of a man clothed as a gardener was made out performing a tune on a harp in a Belden house. The ghost greeted the watcher. Folks here allege that this spirit is that of a local who settled here in Belden in the past.
The spirit of a man in a police outfit has frequently been witnessed in a Belden secondary school at midnight pacing the halls. In any event, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
A centaur has allegedly been made out on many occasions in a mirror in a Belden house; the spirit was only noticeable in the mirror.
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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