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A giant prairie dog can be made out frequently on a Beemer avenue in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy is now and then seen meditating in Beemer City Park after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter can every so often be noticed pushing orbs about in the middle of Dry Creek.
Vasco da Gama was perceived suspended in the air like a cloud in Beemer.
A gargantuan lynx came into view in a convenience store in the Beemer vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Beemer
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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