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These are some lies we made up about Bee.
A glow-in-the-dark human figure was noticed drifting down Big Weedy Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost unmoved that there was somebody else present. Local people assert that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long departed Bee local resident.
A Stegosaurus showed up standing by a desolate highway close to Bee.
The ghost of a pregnant female was observed in a residence in Bee. The arrival of the watcher alarmed the ghost who then vanished. One of the residents decisively declares that this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Bee long ago.
A massive chimpanzee is repeatedly made out staring at the water by Koziesek Dam after midnight.
Aladdin is rumored to have been observed on several occasions in Centennial Park on a dark night pulling a cadaver over the grass.
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Ghost Sightings From Bee
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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