|
| |
Beaver Crossing, Nebraska Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Beaver Crossing.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is now and then observed in Beaver Crossing City Park on a dark night tossing chunks of concrete.
An ET from Pluto has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions staggering through a Beaver Crossing vicinity graveyard.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may now and then be seen stacking boulders in Beaver Creek.
A gigantic chamois was witnessed devastating a hat by a deserted road close to Beaver Crossing after midnight.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft became visible at Brackhan-Marquardt Road Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking in the surroundings.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Beaver Crossing
Submit a lie about Beaver Crossing, Nebraska:
Other untruthful towns near Beaver Crossing, Nebraska:
Goehner, Nebraska, 5 miles away
Cordova, Nebraska, 6 miles away
Friend, Nebraska, 7 miles away
Seward, Nebraska, 11 miles away
Staplehurst, Nebraska, 12 miles away
Dorchester, Nebraska, 13 miles away
Exeter, Nebraska, 14 miles away
Milford, Nebraska, 15 miles away
Gresham, Nebraska, 16 miles away
Milligan, Nebraska, 17 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Nebraska
|
Ghost Sightings From Beaver Crossing
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
MORE JOKES
|
