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A massive quagga may regularly be noticed on a Beaver City lane very late at night.
A centaur can be observed frequently in Nebraskas Flying Doctor Historical Marker around midnight dragging a corpse across the ground.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft is once in a while seen gazing at the water by Campbell Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from planet Mercury is rumored to have been noticed on several instances reading a magazine in Dry Creek.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy can every now and then be seen staring at a lady snoozing on a futon in a building in Beaver City.
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver City
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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