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These are some lies we made up about Beatrice.
The phantom of a twelve foot high massive man may from time to time be perceived peeking through apartment windows in Beatrice around midnight. Some of those who live here assert this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Beatrice in the past.
A space alien from space was distinguished going crazy by Homestead National Monument of America.
The ghost of a young girl appeared watching cable in a Beatrice living room at night. This phantom is enormously active in this vicinity; there have been many other stories of this exact phantom.
A figure with a skeleton face having on dark robes was made out mounding stones in Astro Park at the stroke of midnight. The observer escaped immediately after he saw the ghost. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring folks who dare to disturb the peace in Beatrice. In any case, it is in all certainty a menacing spirit that is better not interrupted.
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huge finch materialized on a Beatrice road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET was distinguished by Bear Creek looking for a hat.
A huge snake was noticed suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Beatrice.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has regularly been witnessed by Barnard Dam in the
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early morning hours before sunrise looking at the water.
An alien vacationer from outer space is frequently distinguished fishing from the water's edge of Bear Creek Reservoir 2-1 in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from the cosmos has purportedly been distinguished on many instances in a supermarket in the Beatrice vicinity.
A wandering phantom can repeatedly be made out crawling out from a drain hole on a Beatrice residential road in the early morning hours before sunrise. According to what the people who live here say, this ghost loves scaring people who come trying to find ghosts in Beatrice.
A space invader can be seen repeatedly playing a piece of music on a harpsichord in a Beatrice building.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian warrior has every so often been observed in a Beatrice school at night strolling the corridors.
An martian voyager from another world has supposedly been perceived on a handful of instances in a mirror in a Beatrice house; the spirit was exclusively
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noticeable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Beatrice
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Ghost Sightings From Beatrice
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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