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These are some lies we made up about Bayard.
Genghis Khan may be observed often picking flowers in the back yard of a residence in Bayard.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant has once in a while been seen on the top of Chimney Rock before sunrise staring at the sight. A local woman claims that this ghost is most likely the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Bayard.
The spirit of an airliner pilot is occasionally seen in Chimney Rock National Historic Site on a dark night flinging pieces of wood.
The menacing ghost of a Gaul has supposedly been noticed on frequent occasions in Bedding Canyon late at night piling stones. Some of the people here claim this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Bayard resident. In any event, it sure is a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into late at night.
A space man was seen drifting down Bayard Drain before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Bayard
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Ghost Sightings From Bayard
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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