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These are some lies we made up about Battle Creek.
A Plateosaurus has allegedly been noticed on a small number of occasions staring through apartment windows in Battle Creek before dawn.
A gargantuan iguana can once in a while be seen in Battle Creek City Park at the stroke of midnight hauling a human headbone.
The ghost of a young cowboy is often distinguished going through trash container on a Battle Creek lane. Folks who have witnessed this ghost allege this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Battle Creek long ago.
A huge kangaroo is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances by Battle Creek trying to exclaim something.
A terrifying creature can repeatedly be made out tossing bricks into Jackson Lake around midnight. Either way, it certainly is a chilling ghost that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Battle Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Battle Creek
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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