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These are some lies we made up about Bassett.
An ET was seen sending a box at a Bassett post office.
A huge grizzly bear is often distinguished creeping out of Fox Bayou soaked in dirty water at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief has been perceived on several instances at Bloody Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise tossing pieces of wood into the flowing water.
A black cat that shape-shifted into a woman can be observed often gulping regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Bassett. Whatever people express, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that any rational person would not want to run into.
The ghost of a homeless guy is every now and then spotted verbalizing into the air as if somebody besides was there. One thing is for sure, this is a horrible spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Bassett
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Ghost Sightings From Bassett
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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