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These are some lies we made up about Bartley.
A giant springbok can frequently be distinguished in Mallalieu University Historical Marker at night reflecting.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space can be observed repeatedly on a dark night studying Stevenson Canyon in detail.
A space man from planet Venus has every so often been distinguished mid stream in Berger Creek yelling names.
An extraterrestrial from another world is every so often observed appearing frightening at Malleck Dam at night.
A lady's body with a raccoon's head has allegedly been noticed on several instances hanging out in a forsaken building in Bartley. If you talk to the locals, this spirit could be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Bartley before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Bartley
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Ghost Sightings From Bartley
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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