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These are some lies we made up about Bartlett.
A half rotten human cadaver is frequently made out strolling through a house outside Bartlett. If you listen to what the folks who live here argue, this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Bartlett before the present.
The ghost of a planter having on a hat has been noticed on one or two occasions at a public phone in Bartlett using the telephone.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot may repeatedly be spotted staggering through a Bartlett area cemetery.
A female with a bottle-green face can be spotted often reading a tabloid down a desolate highway outside Bartlett before dawn. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that you wouldn't wish to encounter after midnight.
A man with a machete in his head has once in a while been observed staying in a deserted home in Bartlett. No matter what folks express, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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