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These are some lies we made up about Bancroft.
The ghost of a civil war combatant has been said to have been noticed on many instances relaxing on a couch in a mobile home in Bancroft. Locals who have seen this spirit allege this spirit can be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Bancroft some time ago. One thing's for sure, it's a frightening spirit that any commonsensical person would not want to encounter.
The spirit of a man having demonic signs engraved into his forehead may repeatedly be spotted burying a cadaver by a large boulder in Bancroft Historical Marker late in the night. Folks assert that this ghost may very well be a renowned former time local of Bancroft. In any case, it without a doubt is a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
Genghis Khan may be spotted very frequently heaving pebbles into the flow at Big Slough Creek around midnight.
The phantom of an appallingly mangled huntsman dragging a dead mountain lion has now and then been perceived staggering
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from flat to flat in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Bancroft residential street.
A very large aardvark is every so often distinguished rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of a Bancroft trailer at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bancroft
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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