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These are some lies we made up about Ayr.
An alien from Pluto is occasionally distinguished watching cable in an Ayr living room before sunrise.
A space invader from deep space can from time to time be noticed tossing boulders in Crystal Lake Historical Marker on a dark night.
The scary ghost of a Viking has frequently been made out burrowing a gap on the water's edge of Crystal Lake. A local woman alleges that this ghost may be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Ayr long ago. One thing's for guaranteed, it unquestionably is a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
An enormous duckbill is regularly perceived at Armstrong Dam after midnight piling pebbles.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire has supposedly been perceived on a few occasions by Ash Creek sipping blood from a jar.
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Ghost Sightings From Ayr
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Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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