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A colossal colt is regularly noticed dragging a body through some bushes in Axtell City Park after midnight.

The ghost of a youthful Indian fighter is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances dispatching a postcard at an Axtell post office.

A very large sloth may regularly be made out drinking regular from a pump at a fueling station in Axtell.

The ghost of a plane pilot can be perceived frequently walking a dog late at night on a shady Axtell residential street. A lot of residents allege this ghost is that of a local resident who resided here in Axtell some time ago. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that you do not want to encounter after midnight.

The ghost of a muscular lumberjack hauling a large axe has occasionally been distinguished looking through home windows in Axtell on a dark night. People who have spotted this phantom assert this phantom gets pleasure from frightening unwise people who come trying to find phantoms in Axtell. No matter what people verbalize, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that any reasonable person would not want to run into.

 

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