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A colossal colt is regularly noticed dragging a body through some bushes in Axtell City Park after midnight.
The ghost of a youthful Indian fighter is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances dispatching a postcard at an Axtell post office.
A very large sloth may regularly be made out drinking regular from a pump at a fueling station in Axtell.
The ghost of a plane pilot can be perceived frequently walking a dog late at night on a shady Axtell residential street. A lot of residents allege this ghost is that of a local resident who resided here in Axtell some time ago. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that you do not want to encounter after midnight.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack hauling a large axe has occasionally been distinguished looking through home windows in Axtell on a dark night. People who have spotted this phantom assert this phantom gets pleasure from frightening unwise people who come trying to find phantoms in Axtell. No matter what people verbalize, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that any reasonable person would not want to run into.
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Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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